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to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
Who are you talking
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
Who are you talking
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
Who are you talking
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
Who are you talking
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!
to right now?
Who is it you think
you see? Do you
know how much
I make a year?
I mean, even if I
told you, you
wouldn't believe
it. Do you know
what would happen
if I suddenly decided
to stop going into
work? A business
big enough that it
could be listed
on the NASDAQ
goes belly up.
Disappears!
It ceases to exist
without me.
No, you clearly
don't know who
you're talking to,
so let me clue
you in.
I am not in danger.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his
door and gets
shot, and you think
that of me?
No.
I am the one
who knocks!